Things I have learned from my boys...

I got this one from the Girl Talk blog the other day and oh my goodness, could I relate! Whoever sent this in was a mother of little boys. I am not a mother, of course, but I am however, a sister which is almost as bad or worse.
Hope you laugh. I did.

"Things I have learned from my boys (honest and not kidding)"

1.) A king sized water bed holds enough water to fill a 200 sq. ft. house 4 ft. deep.
2.) If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and roll over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A three year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. However, it is strong enough, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not through baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. A ceiling fan can throw a baseball a very long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double pane) is not strong enough to stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh-oh" its already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with clorox makes smoke -- lot's of it.
9.) A six year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Legos can pass through the digestive track of a four year old boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much jell-o you put in a swimming pool you still cannot walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like jell-o.
15.) VCR's do not eject PBJ sadwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make alot of noise when driving.
18.) You probaby DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before turning it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.

Pretty good, huh?