The Lie-Clock

Okay...so...I know this isn't the most gracious joke in the world...but I couldn't resist. My uncle is most faithful in sending us the crem'de'la'crem of Hillary Clinton jokes. Here's the very latest:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"Oh," said the man, "who's clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter, "the hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible!" Said the man, "And who's clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, indicating that he only told two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" Asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Catch ya next time,
Elisabeth~