Angels, Explained by Children

This is kind of random but I thought it was pretty stinkin' cute. Enjoy! :)

I only know the names of two angels.
Hark and Harold.
-Gregory, 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it.
-Olive, 9

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
-Henry, 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!
-Jack, 6

Angels talk all the way when they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
-Daniel, 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath, there's a tornado somewhere.
- Reagan, 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. When you loose a tooth, an angel comes through you window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go north for the winter.
-Sara, 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter.
-Jared, 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses, and boys didn't go for it.
-Antonio, 9

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
-Sarah, 7