Randomness + Slap-happiness = "The Life and Times of Mr. Smith"

My dear readers,

Let me introduce to you the weekly reflections of Mr. Smith...reflections, whether inspired by a moment of genius or the lateness of the hour, I could not say. But they are very thoughtful reflections, I feel compelled to urge you to read them. At the moment, I seem to be having trouble pulling up the file that contains these reflections, so I shall postpone the first post to tomorrow. Please stay tuned for the first issue of The Life and Times of Mr. Smith.